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Jan 15, 2012

The Great Will Rogers Quotes

The Great Will Rogers Quotes

Here are some quotes from one of the best men to touch a rope!
  • Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
  • Always drink upstream from the herd.
  • There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  • We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
  • Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
  • If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
  • I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
  • The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
  • There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
  • What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
  • Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
  • An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
  • If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
  • Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

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