The Great Will Rogers Quotes

Here are some quotes from one of the best men to touch a rope!

• Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
• Always drink upstream from the herd.
• There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
• Never miss a good chance to shut up.
• We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
• Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
• If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
• I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
• The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
• There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
• What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
• Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
• An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
• If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
• Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.